Ethan's Practice Newsletter
My wife has taken ownership of our newsletter. She says I need to be pithy. I don't know what that means. She says it means I am allowed ten words per sentence (11 ARGH!).
I am allowed no more than three paragraphs per newsletter. Each paragraph can contain four sentences. She must approve the topic. She says this is the good for our readership.
She told me that I am to avoid hyperbole. I'm the most hyperbolic person ever. Hyperbole is not pithy. This concludes my newsletter.
I am allowed no more than three paragraphs per newsletter. Each paragraph can contain four sentences. She must approve the topic. She says this is the good for our readership.
She told me that I am to avoid hyperbole. I'm the most hyperbolic person ever. Hyperbole is not pithy. This concludes my newsletter.
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